THEN THE LITTLE FUCKERS ADAPTED (please excuse my vulgarity, but remember I am referring to FLEAS)

While I would prefer to douse our kitties with fur friendly/flea killing ointments and fruity soaps, I have instead routinely subjected them to toxic chemicals because I HATE FLEAS. Combing over the resulting bald patches, I would assuage my guilt by repeatedly reminding my feline friends (don’t get distracted by my special pet relationships-this is … Continue reading THEN THE LITTLE FUCKERS ADAPTED (please excuse my vulgarity, but remember I am referring to FLEAS)

DEAL WITH SATAN: My gallbladder for reliable internet connection

Most people mistakenly assume that a soul is the only satanic sanctioned currency.  Not true. Satan appreciates a close as much as the next salesman and is willing to negotiate. I’ll spare you the details, but after getting our deal in writing,* (and totally foregoing strong warnings against such a pact from trusted health professional, … Continue reading DEAL WITH SATAN: My gallbladder for reliable internet connection

Unleaded: $2.49

Why am I starting this blog? Well, answering that question (all the “experts” insist that such an answer is what readers demand for the first post!) lead me to several weeks of procrastinating while I attempted to create a response that would disguise, deny, or at the very least play down the truth. The truth, … Continue reading Unleaded: $2.49